. Tracks of Disc 1. 1. Beam Me up Scotty - Terry McGovern. 2. Star Trekkin' - The Firm.
New arguments have emerged created by the shills and snowflakes that melt equally over the open fires of Christmas Logic. It sets up a double standard when people claiming to promote tolerance and diversity seek to homogenize Christmas to their various agenda. On tonight's show, Clyde Lewis talks with irreverent radio broadcaster, Dr.
3. Saga Begins, The - Weird Al Yankovic. 4. Stardrek - Bobby Pickett & Peter Ferrara. 5. Do the Picard - Rusty Humphries & The Bone-Heads. 6.
Carmen Miranda's Ghost - Leslie Fish. 7. They're Here - Boots Walker. 8. Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth - Leonard Nimoy. 10.
Ballad of William Robinson, The - Bill Mumy. 11. What's up Spock - The Great Luke Ski. 12. Star Trip - Congress Of Wonders. Song previews provided courtesy of iTunes. Tracks of Disc 1.
1. The Chipmunk Song. 2. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.
3. Jingle Bells. 4. The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas. 5. I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas.
6. Nuttin' For Christmas. 7.
A Christmas Carol. 8. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. 9. I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas. 10.
Twelve Days Of Christmas. 11. Green Chri$tma$. 12.
I'm A Christmas Tree. 13. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus. 14. Santa Claus And His Old Lady. 15. Christmas At Ground Zero.
16. Christmas Dragnet. Tracks of Disc 1. 1. Demento Opening Theme (Pico & Sepulveda) - Osaka Popstar's Demented Punk Orchestra with the Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band. 2.
Demento Segment I - Dr. Demento and Osaka Popstar. 3.
Fish Heads - Osaka Popstar. 4. Demento Segment II - Dr. Demento and Barnes & Barnes. 5.
Garbageman - William Shatner. 6. Shaving Cream (Punk Lyrics) - 'Uncle Floyd' Vivino & Oogie. 7. Demento Segment III.
8. Fluffy - Fred Schneider. 9. Demento Segment IV - Dr. Demento & Gloria Balsam.
10. Dead Puppies - James Kochalka Superstar. 11.
Demento Segment V. 12. Surfin' Bird - Nobunny. 13. Rat Fink - Balzac. 14.
Demento Segment VI. 15.
I Like - Colleen Green. 16. Demento Segment VII. 17. Creature with the Atom Brain - Quintron & Miss Pussycat. 18. I Love Beans - The Meatmen.
19. It's a Gas - Los Straitjackets. 20. Demento Segment VIII. 21. Brak Takeover - Brak & Dr. Demento.
22. Institutionalized - Brak. 23. Demento Segment IX - Brak, Dr. Demento & Oglethorpe. 24.
Eat It - Shonen Knife. 25. Batman Theme - The Hamburglars.
26. The Thing - Adam West.
27. Adam West Id - Adam West. 28. Science Fiction/Double Feature - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts.
29. Demento Segment X. 30. Gloria Balsam Closing Id - Gloria Balsam. Tracks of Disc 2.
1. Demento Covered in Punk Theme - Osaka Popstar. 2.
Demento Segment XI. 3. National Brotherhood Week - The Vandals. 4.
Demento Segment XII - Dr. Demento & Tom Lehrer. 5.
Mah Na Mah Na - The Kipper Kids. 6. Demento Segment XIII. 7. Those Two Dreadful Children - Rasputina. 8. Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M.A.S.H) - Juicehead.
9. Demento Segment XIV - Dr.
Demento & Moon Unit Zappa. 10.
Disco Boy - Missing Persons. 11. Telephone Man - Quintron & Miss Pussycat. 12. Demento Segment XV - Dr. Demento. 13.
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Punk Rock Girl - Philly Boy Roy. 14. Lydia, the Tattooed Lady - The Dead Milkmen. 15.
Demento Segment XVI. 16. Me and My Vibrator - Caroline & the Treats. 17. Monster - Nobunny.
18. Demento Segment XVII - Dr. Demento & MC Pee Pants. 19. My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama - The Meatmen. 20.
Demento Segment XVIII - Dr. Demento & Bobby 'Boris' Pickett. 21. Monster Mash - The Kids of Widney High. 22. Elvira Mistress of the Dark (Intro) - Elvira Mistress of the Dark.
23. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati - The Misfits. 24.
Demento Segment XIX. 25. Pico & Sepulveda - Osaka Popstar. 26. Demento Segment XX - Dr.
Demento & 'Weird Al' Yankovic. 27. Beat on the Brat - 'Weird Al' Yankovic. 28. Shaving Cream (Reprise, Traditional Lyrics) - 'Uncle Floyd' Vivino & Oogie. 29.
Demento Segment XXI - Dr. Demento and Uncle Floyd & Oogie. 30.
Demento Show Outro - Dr. Demento with 'Uncle Floyd' Vivino.
31. Cheerio, Cherry Lips, Cheerio - 'Uncle Floyd' Vivino. 32. Demento Covered in Punk Theme (Reprise) - Osaka Popstar. 33. Demento Theme (Reprise) (Pico & Sepulveda) - Osaka Popstar's Demented Punk Orchestra with the Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band.
34. Brak Closing Message - Brak. Tracks of Disc 1. 1.
Delicious. 2. The Scotsman. 3.
Junk Food Junkie. 4. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour. 6. Wet Dream. 7. Hello Mudduah, Hello Fadduh.
8. The Purple People Eater. 10.
Monster Mash. 11.
Cocktails For Two. 12. Transfusion. 13. Beep Beep. 14. George and the Dragonet.
15. Witch Doctor. 16. Gitarzan. 17. Earache My Eye - (featuring Alice Bowie). 18.
Dead Puppies. Tracks of Disc 2. 1. Dancin' Fool. 2. Star Trekkin.
3. Time Warp.
4. Masochism Tango. 5. The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun. 6. The Ballad of Irving. 7.
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The Battle of Kookamonga. 8. King Tut.
9. Der Fuehrer's Face. 10. Fish Heads.
11. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. 12. Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out.
13. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati. 14. Surfin' Bird.
15. Pencil Neck Geek. 16. Ti Kwan Leep / Boot to the Head. 17. Existential Blues. 18.
They're Coming to Take Me Away. Entertainment Weekly: 'For the wacky great-uncle who brings a whoppie cushion to every family gathering.a set of yuletide novelties.' - Rating: B+. Tracks of Disc 1.
1. Twelve Pains of Christmas, The - (from 'Twisted Christmas'). 2. It's So Chic to Be Pregnant at Christmas - (from 'Momnipotent').
3. Gridlock Christmas. 4.
It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am - (from 'Bob & Tom: With A Little Help From Our Friends'). 5. Santa Claus Is Watching You - (unedited version). 6.
Santa's Lament - (previously unreleased). 7. Rusty Chevrolet - (rerecorded version). 8. Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year - (from 'Gridlock Christmas'). 9. Christmas Wrapping - (from 'I Could Rule The World If I Could Only Get The Parts').
10. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - (live). 11. Terrorist Christmas, A - (previously unreleased). 12. Stop the Cavalry. 13.
Pretty Littles Dolly, The - (live). 14. Hanukkah Rocks. 15.
Hanukkah Homeboy. 16. Happy New Year. 17. New Year's Resolutions - (previously unreleased). Tracks of Disc 1. 1.
Smells Like Nirvana. 2. Heartbreak Hotel. 3. The Curly Shuffle. 4. Rubber Biscuit.
5. The Martian Boogie. 6. Fast Food. 7. Car Phone.
8. Highly Illogical. 9. One More Minute. 10. No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat. 11.
Dance of the Hours. 12. My Dead Dog Rover. 13. There's a New Sound. 14.
When I Was a Dinosaur. 15. The Old Philosopher. 16. Happy Boy. 17.
Tiptoe Through the Tulips With Me. 18.
Shaving Cream. Tracks of Disc 2. 1.
Particle Man. 2. Sensitive New Age Guys.
3. Hunting Song, The - (previously unreleased). 4. Achy Breaky Song. 5.
In Heaven There Is No Beer. 6. I Gotta Get a Fake I.D. Peter the Meter Reader. 8. Everybody Wants My Fanny.
9. Entering Marion.
10. 'Cause I'm a Blonde. 11. Leader of the Laundromat. 12. Song of the Sewer. 13.
Second Week of Deer Camp. 15. Timothy. 16. Stardrek.
17. Three Little Pigs. 18. Moose Turd Pie. Tracks of Disc 1.
1. I'm a Nut - Leroy Pullins. 2. Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Stevens.
3. Achy Breaky Song - Weird Al Yankovic. 4.
Ode to the Little Brown Shack Out Back - Billy Edd Wheeler. 5. I'm My Own Grandpaw - Homer & Jethro. 6.
You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd - Roger Miller (bonus track). 7. When You're Hot, You're Hot - Jerry Reed. 8.
Virgil and the $300 Vacation - Cledus Maggard (bonus track). 9.
Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck. 10. May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens. 11. Saturday Morning Confusion - Bobby Russell. 12. Credit Card Song, The - Dick Feller.
13. I Like Beer - Tom T.
Wildwood Weed - Jim Stafford. 15. Elvis Was a Narc - Pinkard & Bowden. 16. My Jeans Are Too Tight - Gerry House.
17. Streak, The - Ray Stevens.
18. Another Puff - Jerry Reed (bonus track).
Tracks of Disc 1. 1. The Doctor Is In. 2.
The Window. 3. Mother Goose Arrives. 4. Baa Baa Black Sheep. 5.
Little Bo Peep & Co. (If I Had) Rhythm in My Nursery Rhymes. 7. Not Exactly Old King Cole. 8. Funky Bluesy ABC's.
9. Humpty Dumpty Gets Scrambled. 10.
Simon Says. 11. Peter Piper's Problem. 12. Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky.
13. The Story Book Ball. 14. Little Jack Horner's Corner. 15. Rub-A-Dub-Dub. 16.
Mary-Mary Is Very Contrary. 17. It's in the Book (Pt.
No, But Seriously, Folks. London Bridge Is Falling Down. 20. Little Boy Blue Gets a Gig. 21. Skip to My Blues.
22. Mother Goose With an Attitude.
23. April Showers. 24. The Doctor Is Out.